Night In With The Boys

Guinness World Records Commercial Break Question: what's the largest lizard in the world?
A. Gila Monster
B. Iguana
C. Komodo Dragon
D. Some other lizerdy thing

Sameer questions from the recess of his bean bag in a cold and fluey voice: Does the Komodo Dragon breath fire?

Fahad: No but it's really big, like ten feet and it eats meat.

Mashal: That doesn't make it a dragon, I mean cats eat meat.

Sameer: I think the two essential qualities of a dragon are flying and breathing fire.

Mashal: Yeah this Komodo guy doesn't fit the bill.

Fahad: Yea but a cat wouldn't jump on you and start eating you.

Sameer: It would if it were a big cat.

Mashal: Yea that doesn't make a lions, dragons

Confusion.

Fahad: Yea but its a big fucking reptile that eats meat, you have use a reptile comparison.

Silence.

20 Minutes and two cups of tea later...

Sameer: Crocodile.